I'm a rebel Tranny

Slip in true
Built for speed
Clutch cylinder too

Try out my crank shaft
Headers, high beams and high heels

Insert all plugs
Jack up your wheels

I'll drain your fluids
Well lubed and oiled

Offer extra-special "features"
Leave you feeling quite soiled

With slip differential,
torque and traction too
I'm revved up and ready
For some action with you

Pristine knobs so plump like my rear
So high performance
Feel me shifting into high gear

Test drive me now
Like a rocket filled with fuel
Spinning like a donut in a puddle of your drool!